Jesus humor

My Dad sent me this today. Enjoy.

* There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:*
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial*

*But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:*
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

* But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:*
1 He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3 He used olive oil

* But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:*
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

* But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:*
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

* But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:*
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

* But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:*
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do

* AMEN*